During my four years in China, I couldn’t help but notice the fashion trends. If you ever feel the need to pass as a local in the Mainland, here’s the lowdown:
Get the T-Shirt
Buy T-shirts with any semblance of English words printed in big letters. This will boost your social cred considerably, giving you that multilingual jet-setter look.
If possible, get something you don’t understand, it will make you look superior to others who don’t either, but assume you do.